Videomatics are a wonderful invention by Jonas, our saviour. What do they do? Well they serve you. Physically. and mentally.

There was some dispute as to when the Videomatic was actually invented - Some say it came to Jonas in a warm, glowing, muscular dream when he was just an infant. Others say it has always existed, because it was actually invented by some dumb dumb at Miramine, the failed mining company that infamously died in a blimp crash (these people are wrong, and war criminals). But we here at JONACO know that the Videomatic was Jonas’s first great invention to reach a consistent ridgewide fanbase, and JONACO’s first legendary product. It is now an important staple in every home and town center.

They give you videos. Wasn’t it obvious? The word video is literally in the name. Can you read? Are you reading me now? Come in, viewer of this webpage...

Just hit those small buttons (yum) to find the Videomatic Video Content Video Streaming Service you require. That may include my favourite pasttime... Fake and/or real videobituaries! And yes... I take commissions.