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RADIATORS

When the cold hard truth of your insignificance in a vast and uncaring universe sets in, JONACO Radiators is here to warm your frigid heart!

A veteran member of the JONACO family of products, JONACO Radiators weren't actually invented by Jonas! When the criminally inept and unwhelming company Miramine went out of business due to their horrible business planning (and incredibly unsexy marketing campaigns), the Ridge lost its only supplier of radiators and radiator accessories. The Ridge was left out in the cold, scared and forsaken.

But along came JONACO to save the day! We improved on the basic and utilitarian design to deliver a brighter, cleaner, more attractive heat. Based on the perfect anatomical design of Jonas's abs, we created a new pipework system that delivers more heat to your home right when you need it!

So order your radiator today, and feel the warmth of Sun Daddy's embrace!

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