It's a clock! Yes, sorry to burst your bubble. But it really is just a clock with no nefarious properties.

A simple, humble, diamant-powered clock. Most importantly, it's a status symbol! Owning one means that you can afford one! How amazing!

Jonas invented The Axiomatic Clock - his first incredible gift to us all. He developed his wondrous invention when he was just a boy, and the widespread awe of this invention was the first stepping stone to the creation of JONACO. Therefore it must be good and not strangely sinister and definitely doesn't trap people inside!

It's weird you even brought that up to be honest.